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10 things Sungmin hates about Kyuhyun...
10. “I hate the way you tease me.”
Kyuhyun was the member who’d tease everyone and got away with it. He’d made it routinely. Monday, Leeteuk and Kangin. Tuesday, Heechul, Hangeng, Kibum and Siwon. Wednesday, Yesung and Ryeowook. Thursday, Eunhyuk and Donghae. Friday, Sungmin, only Sungmin. Saturday, most of them except for Sungmin, and Sunday, since God rested, he too will rest. But most times, Kyuhyun would mix up the days so they’d all be pranked.
Friday, it was Sungmin’s hatest day. He didn’t thank God for it. He’d always wake up with Kyuhyun in front of him already and pranked him and all that. As much as he wanted, he wanted to avoid the impudent magnae, but that magnae knew where Sungmin had gone. Sungmin would always sleep angrily during Friday nights. But he would always love Saturdays when Kyuhyun would ignore him, but he felt that he didn’t get the attention. He was confused himself.
9. “I hate the way you’re my roommate.”
Kyuhyun was always the messiest and noisiest in the room. He’d leave crumbs on the floor when he’s hungry and does not bother picking it up. When it’s time to wake up, Kyuhyun does not even bother fixing his bed. After their tours or concerts, Kyuhyun would always leave the bag in the floor where there’s a place to put the bag in the cabinet. He’d always play Star Craft every night, which added the irritation to Sungmin’s Friday’s nights. When sleeping, he always snored and this added more and more to Sungmin’s irritation. Sungmin wished he’d already die. But he hates it when he’s alone when SJ-M’s on tour. He hated being alone as much as he wanted to.
8. “I hate the way you stare and smile.”
Kyuhyun had the way with his members. He’d always irritate them to a point they’d kill him. But they love Kyuhyun, for without him, there won’t be thrill in their lives, but Sungmin was the one who hated Kyuhyun a lot. He hates the fact when Kyuhyun smiles devilishly at him thinking of plots to tease him more and all that. He always hated the fact when Kyuhyun stares at him when Sungmin was doing something trivial. He hated the fact when Kyuhyun randomly stared at him, Sungmin knew a person would stare at you when there was something wrong with you, or the other way around. Sungmin would in turn roll his eyes at Kyuhyun and Kyuhyun would smile his devilish smile. But he hated the fact the most of the time he’s alone and he’s not given that much attention. He hated it.
7. “I hate the way you dance.”
Kyuhyun sucked at dances he admits. But he was pretty good, but not as good as his hyungs, Eunhyuk, Donghae, Shindong, Leeteuk and yes, even Sungmin. Kyuhyun would always mess up routines or sometimes mess up practice times for his own practical jokes. Sungmin was the type of person who would want to focus and he didn’t want little distractions get in their way. He hates the fact that sometimes Kyuhyun would get a solo. But he hated it when too much practice was in their way, when no one was there to even make them laugh. He also hated it when Kyuhyun pleaded to have a solo and he didn’t get one.
6. “I hate the way you touch my things, especially the pink ones.”
Kyuhyun was always fascinated with the fact that his hyung Sungmin loved pink so much as the next girl. He has a lot of pink bunnies, pink shirts and sometimes it irritated Kyuhyun to have Sungmin his roommate the pink lover. But he didn’t mind. Sungmin hated the way when Kyuhyun touched his stuff without proper permission. He’d always touch and cuddle the pink bunny all the time and sometimes his pink cell phone and pink iPod. But Sungmin hated it when his favorite pink bunny wasn’t cuddled at all.